By Chris Haak
To all of our readers in the United States, we at Autosavant wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. We here have a lot to be thankful for, not the least of which is our best traffic month in Autosavant’s five-year history. As you eat turkey with all the fixings and watch football, then later ponder your Black Friday strategy, I thought it would be funny to share part of Suzuki’s goofy press release. (My favorite part? Calling their own coffee “marginal.”)
Americans looking to escape the hustle and bustle of the first shopping day of the holiday season can find some comfort in their nearest Suzuki automotive showroom.
Once there, potential car buyers will have the opportunity to enjoy a complimentary cup of marginal coffee, an easy-to-find sales staff (they’re the ones marked ‘sales staff’) …
To be sure, Suzuki’s dealers will not open at 4:00 a.m.; however, the service drive at most Suzuki facilities opens at 7:00 a.m., with the retail showroom manned by 8:30 a.m., giving early shoppers at least three—possibly four—hours of the mad shopping scramble before escaping to the relaxing environment of an American Suzuki outlet.
We get dozens of press releases every day, but this one was silly enough to share. I’d imagine that a Suzuki showroom would be a fairly relaxing environment, given that people aren’t exactly pounding down their doors to buy new Suzukis (unless you’re in India, that is).
Anyway, enjoy your day and travel safely!